OKay ive been waiting to do this so in theory i should have some ideas in mind...in theory. Thanks Zhavas for tagging me.

1. I fell over in Wales cut open my right knee, and then two years later on my return to wales i fell over in the exact same place and cut open my left knee.

2. For the first 14 years of my life i had no interest in football. In fact, whilst playing a game for my local under 14's team, i stopped playing and walked off the pitch just to give my grandad a golf tee i found in the mud. Meanwhile the other team scored.

3. I have a crush on my art teacher, i think it could be the whole power thing, she also wears the most fasionable clothes.

4. I can crack 6 fingers, 2 thumbs, my neck both ways, me knees wen i crouch, my ankles when i walk and dislocate my collar bone to no gymnastic or sporting advantage.

5. I have a collection of african masks on my bedroom wall, and a zulu sheild as well as other african ornaments.

6. I can wiggle my ears, simultaneously or independently on demand. Its a good party piece. I can get about 2 centimetres lift on these babies.

I tag anyone who knows the name of the comic store in the simpsons. I do!